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[qodef_dropcaps type=”square” color=”” background_color=”#4472c4″]A[/qodef_dropcaps] ugust 2020 will forever be remembered as the month that the Australian National University (ANU) got hacked. It was a dark day for the university, as personal data of students and staff was stolen by a group of cybercriminals who were believed to be state-sponsored. But enough with the serious talk, let’s talk about the funnier side of this cyber attack.
First of all, can we talk about how the hackers must have felt when they finally got into the ANU’s system? They must have been ecstatic, jumping around and high-fiving each other like they just won the lottery. But little did they know, they were about to hit the jackpot of personal information.Next, can we talk about how the students and staff at ANU must have felt when they found out their personal information was stolen? They must have been like, “Oh great, just what we needed during a pandemic, another thing to worry about.”But let’s not forget about the IT department at ANU. They must have been having a panic attack, running around like chickens with their heads cut off, trying to fix the problem. It’s like they were playing a game of Whack-A-Mole, but instead of moles, it was hackers popping up everywhere. And let’s not forget about the university’s PR department. They must have been in overdrive, trying to come up with a statement that won’t make them sound like they have no idea what they’re doing. It’s like they were trying to put out a fire, but instead of water, they were using words.
In the end, the ANU’s cyber attack was a reminder that we live in a digital world, and with that comes the threat of cybercrime. But let’s not let the hackers win, let’s take this opportunity to beef up our cyber security and make sure our personal information stays personal. So next time you’re at ANU, be sure to keep an eye out for any suspicious looking hackers lurking around the campus. And if you see any, be sure to report them to the IT department, they’ll know what to do. Or maybe not.
